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nudityandnerdery:

tramtheram:

phoenixbrightheart:

thetygre:

gameraboy:

OH MY GOD!!! Gas is $1.15! Oh, and there’s a T. Rex there.
The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997)

Fuck, I’d run past a T. Rex for $1.15 gas.

I would tame the t. rex to defend my $1.15 gas.

I would tame the t. rex and ride it.
why by a fossil-fuel when you could ride the fossil? 

This post is Harry Dresden approved.

nudityandnerdery:

tramtheram:

phoenixbrightheart:

thetygre:

gameraboy:

OH MY GOD!!! Gas is $1.15! Oh, and there’s a T. Rex there.

The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997)

Fuck, I’d run past a T. Rex for $1.15 gas.

I would tame the t. rex to defend my $1.15 gas.

I would tame the t. rex and ride it.

why by a fossil-fuel when you could ride the fossil? 

This post is Harry Dresden approved.

(Source: waterwhip)

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

(Source: star-loser)

Being fat is not stigmatized because it is unhealthy; being fat is unhealthy because it is stigmatized.

- ~The Survival of the Fattest (original post no longer available)

ifeelbetterer:

cameo-of-vatican:

 love this for so many reasons #thor probably just found out that bruce turns into the hulk #and he literally met bruce hours ago #and everyone else who has known bruce just sees him as the hulk #but thor sees him as bruce banner #not the monster #he knows bruce somewhere in there#that the hulk isn’t just a mindless beast #and to make this even more feelsy#this is just like how he treats loki #everyone else sees loki as a psychotic menace #and thor is the only one who tries to reason with him instead of just attacking #this is why i hate it when people say thor is just all muscle and looks #he is so much more #he’s the only one who’s given the ‘monsters’ a chance to redeem themselves #and to me #thats one of the most heroic things someone can ever do

also this probably happens to thor & co on the regular. They fuck around with magic, there’s probably been loads of time when they have to talk down whoever’s been transformed into a giant two headed dragon that week.

(Source: iamnevertheone)

ouyangdan:

Clint speaks for me.

ouyangdan:

Clint speaks for me.

disabledxena:

When disabled people say they don’t want to be treated differently, we mean we don’t want to hear your voice go up 5 million octaves as you talk to us like we’re toddlers, or see your face contort into a big plastic smile when you see us. 

We mean, treat us with the respect and dignity a human being has every right to.

We do not mean, ignore our disability and hold us to abled standards. 

Abled people just don’t get that.

(Source: saxas)

(Source: starlorrd)

handwritingofgod:

indikos:

lovelyandbrown:

huffingtonpost:

HERE’S JUST HOW MUCH IT PAYS TO BE CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE

We’ve come to expect impossible, even improbable standards of beauty to populate our magazines and our television shows. It’s another thing entirely to find they’ve invaded our workplace.

Watch Vox’s full video to see the many other ways these unrealistic beauty standards effect where we work.

Holy schnikes.

Then why the fuck am I so broke

When I was in the fifth grade, my teacher asked us if we would rather be attractive and broke or ugly and rich. I wrote attractive and broke because, and I remember writing this point specifically, attractive people are more likely to get hired, so I could get a job and I wouldn’t need to just be rich, I could make myself rich.

My teacher read mine aloud to the class and declared that I was wrong because “beauty is in the eye of the beholder”. She didn’t call me out specifically in that she didn’t say I wrote it, but it was still embarrassing.

Good to know ten year old me was RIGHT, MRS. VAN SCOYC.

(Source: vox.com)